Iron Man

When your friend runs into Robert Downey Jesus Christ Jr.

Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there, I’ll tell you how I had a stroke when I wasn’t even there…

Of course I’m not in Los Angeles right now, OF COURSE. Anyway… my friend went to In-N-Out. He noticed a bomb-ass Audi in the parking lot but didn’t think too much of it other than wanting to pet it generously & possibly have a wet-dream about it.

Once inside he gets in line behind a man with a hat on. There’s a large group of teenagers infront of them both & my friend’s initial reaction was ‘why are they all looking at me?’ Well they aren’t you pompus fuck, Robert Downey Jr. is in front of you & you’re the last to know.

So hat-man gets to the register but quickly whips around, smiles (you know one of those classy smiles) & says "Why don’t you go ahead of me?

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Then heavens parted and the angels began to sing because HOLY FUCK, THAT’S ROBERT MOTHER FUCKING JUSTDON’TSAYANYTHING JR.

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Managing to avoid going into cardiac arrest my friend said thanks & stepped infront of him. Naturally, he tried to down-play the situation & play devil’s advocate because NO FUCKING WAY. So, he used this checklist to determine if this was in fact Tony Stark that had just spoken to him:

Is he wearing goofy clothes? Check.

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Is he shorter than me? Check.

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Is he wearing goofy see-through sunglasses? Check.

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Is he wearing a goofy hat? Check.

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So he sat down to wait for his food. At this point my phone started blowing up with texts & pictures, but I was at work… I’m sure he was gawking at Robert like any normal person whose seen Iron Man 3 7 times would, desperately trying to calculate his sanity without shouting & giving anything away. image

BUT THEN, Robert came and sat down right next to him!!!!!1!! He had to squeeze in though because apparently it was crowded or some shit. Then he accidently bumped into my skateboard (I wasn’t there once again but my friend rode my board for some reason destiny.) & apologized before getting up to grab his food. THE END.

Now obviously, I’m obscenely pissed off & jealous. (This lucky assclown has seen Ryan Gosling, Chris Evans, Daniel Craig & now RDJ) That’s endlessly annoying to me.

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I’ll be okay.

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#robert downey jr#rdj#iron man#tony stark#story of my life

I finally downloaded a ripper software so I’m trying to narrow down a song to use for a Tony Stark video to make after finals. I’m thinking something off the new album. Requests?

Where the hell do you get clips of Iron Man 3?image

#help#iron man 3#iron man#tony stark#avengers#ooc til i settle my ass down about im3

Trying not to discuss Iron Man 3 with everyone, namely people who haven’t seen it yet.

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Someone discuss Iron Man 3 with me.

#iron man 3#message me#tony stark#ooc
Anonymous asked
marry me?
A:

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That’s gonna be a hard no.

#tony stark#anon#pepperony#kill me
#iron man 3#im3#tony stark#rdj#iron man#goodbye hiatus

Robert Downey Jr. on getting an Oscar:

"Look, even if I don’t get one directly, eventually they’re just going to have to give me one when I get old. So no matter how you slice it, I’m getting one."

Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr. continues,

"I’m probably one of the best. …But it’s not that big a deal. It’s not like this is the greatest swath or generation of actors that has ever come down the pike."

And those rumors about him making $50 million off of The Avengers? Yep — they were true.

"Isn’t that crazy? They’re so pissed. I can’t believe it. I’m what’s known as ‘a strategic cost.’"

#Goddammit I love you#rdj#robert downey jr.#tony stark
#iron man 3#maya hansen#pepperony#whatre you doing to my heart#tony stark#iron man
Anonymous asked
You're awesome and flawless and now have a neon pink Iron Man suit. You're welcome.
A:

That’s oddly generous, but just in time for Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Iron Man, fighting for women’s breasts everywhere.

#tony stark#iron man#anon#boobies#bcam
Anonymous asked
missed you, sexy beast.
A:

I missed you too.

#tony stark#anon#iron man
#spent the weekend in cancun#kind of wishing i could remember more#rdj#tony stark