Ol’ Cap? Well let’s see… He’s a fantastic leader and so darn handsom-. Okay, I’m sorry I can’t even finish this.

Sometimes I wonder if I could write him off on my taxes as technically he could be considered a product of Stark Industries right? Right.
Last time I checked I was not recommended for the Avengers Initiative. Surprise, surprise guess who needs me now? Anyway, I'm Tony Stark, your favorite public figure and above average super hero.